Wednesday, December 20, 2006

People are always shooting off their mouths about things they know nothing about. It was reported on the internet today that some elementary school teacher had told the children in her classroom that their was no such thing as Santa Claus. How ridiculous can you get and to break the hearts of so many children is a crime. Okay lets give all our presents back and take down the decorations. I bet she doesn’t even believe in God. You don’t have to see something to know that it exist.
She joins the growing ranks of Americans who are disbelievers. Iran President Ahmadinejad was quoted today as saying the Jews along with the British and Americans are going to disappear just like the Pharaohs of old because we have moved away from the teachings of God. Ahmadinejad is supposed to be very religious, which I find very strange since he lies all the time about his nuclear program and he also kills people. He obviously believes in a different God than the one I have studied about. I am sure he doesn’t even believe in Santa Claus. He believes in a God who condones killing and who seems to always make you angry. There is no love in his God and no room for you to believe in wonderful things like Santa Claus. If I am forced to believe in the teachings of his God I would prefer to live with Mark Twain in the here after. I am very happy to believe in my God who is a God of love and mercy. Believing the way I do also allows me to believe in Santa Claus which keeps my imagination alive and instills within me happiness and a childlike heart.

Monday, December 18, 2006

It’s hard to know why three experienced mountain climbers decided to climb Mt. Hood in the winter. It seems a needless loss of life. Why not climb it in the summer? It’s like going to look for Dracula at night. Why not wait until broad daylight? We are driven by the human or animal spirit to seek the unknown and the impossible dream.
At the beginning of Hemingway’s story The Snows of Kilimanjaro, he writes the following:
Kilimanjaro is a snow covered mountain 19,720 feet high, and is said to be the highest mountain in Africa. Its western summit is called the Masai, the House of God. Close to the western summit there is the dried and frozen carcass of a leopard. No one has explained what the leopard was seeking at that altitude.
Perhaps the three climbers had the same mission as the leopard.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Who would have ever dreamed that a simple head of lettuce could cause so much trouble? It’s bringing Taco Bell to its knees. It’s not the lettuce but the fecal water used to irrigate it that’s the problem. Fecal contamination is the source of the deadly E. Coli bacteria which is hidden in the lettuce leaves. If the water is contaminated in places like California I hate to think what it contains in places like Mexico. I have been stricken with the E. Coli bug while in Mexico. It’s even in the drinking water in Mexico. You seem to pick it up just walking around down there. That’s the reason I rarely go south of San Antonio. It may be the reason so many illegal aliens are crossing the border. There are just not enough toilets in Mexico to handle the load.
What is next? The meat is contaminated with E. Coli and the mad cow organism. It will probably be that the mustard will contain radioactive material and we will explode after taking a bite of the burger. I think I will just stay home and raise my own food in the garden and have a few chickens roaming around in the yard who will the primary source of meat in my diet. That is what I was raised on and managed to survive. Surely something will be wrong with that approach to the problem but if I get sick at least I can die at home rather than in an ugly hospital. Staying at home all the time will also be nice because I can celebrate Christmas with the drapes closed so that no one will be offended.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

To be elected president of the United States the name is extremely important. Look at all the past presidents, they are pretty simple names like: Bush, Carter, Johnson, Kennedy, Nixon, Clinton, Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Taft, Wilson etc., etc. All of them are relatively easy to spell and pronounce. You have little hope of getting elected with a tough name. The madman from Iran Mahmoud Anmadinejad wouldn’t have a chance even if he were sane.
Let’s look at some of the folks who are lining up for 08:
Tom Vilsack – Iowa Governor
Rudolph Giuliani – former mayor of NY
George Pataki – NY Governor
Barack Hussein Obama – Illinois senator
Evan Bayh - Indiana senator
These people don’t have a chance with names like that. Look at Michael Dukakis (pictured above) who ran for president in 1988, he was doomed from the start with a name like Dukakis. John Edwards, John Kerry and Hillary Clinton are easy names but God help us if they become president. Hopefully, some John Doe will rise to the occasion.
Meanwhile, the rabbi in Seattle must have read my blog. The Christmas trees are going back up in the airport. There may be hope.

There is currently a conference taking place in Iran which is supposedly studying the Holocaust to determine if it really happened. Madman, Iranian President Mahmoud Anmadinejad has stated that the holocaust is a myth and that the Jews should be wiped off the face of the earth. He wants to wipe them out or relocate them to North America or Europe which he also plans to wipe out when he perfects his nuclear arsenal. Anmadinejad orchestrated the conference which is mainly composed of people who hate the Jews including 3 or 4 rabbis who are anti- Zionist. The American representative is none other than the famous David Duke, former politician from Louisiana, who was a member of the Klan and is a known Jew and African American hater. I’m sure the results will be that the holocaust never existed in spite of all the photographs showing pile of bodies, mass graves and starving prisoners being unloaded from box cars and taken to the crematorium where they were gassed or used for medical experiments.
I have always wanted to support the Jews because they are Gods chosen people. I must admit I don’t always understand this because they can sure be aggravating at times with their obnoxious behavior. Now that is a real anti-Semitic statement which is sure to cause me grieve but again this is my blog and I say what is on my mind. For example just this week a rabbi in Seattle has threatened to sue the Seattle airport if they don’t put up menorahs to celebrate Hanukkah along with the Christmas trees which celebrate Christmas and the birth of Christ. The airport has responded by removing all the Christmas trees to avoid the suit. If they had responded by putting up the menorahs then the Muslims, agnostics and other groups could have demanded equal representation. That kind of action by the rabbi doesn’t engender good will or a warm feeling . America is becoming a place where all holidays will be eliminated for fear of offending someone. We will be conducting our worships services in the home with the drapes drawn and will become victims of a holocaust inflicted by ourselves.
All this being said, no behavior condons a conference such as the one in Iran by a group of radicals who may destroy the earth in their quest to carry our Hitler's final solution. It has the potential for being the final solution to the human race.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

This individual is supposed to deliver an alternative Christmas message on British radio. I guess it is an individual. All I can see is a pair of eyes and it may be some sort of animal for all I know. I am sure the message will be that Islam is the true religion. Even though she may not say it directly she is thinking, “death to the infidel pigs who believe in Jesus and even a greater death to the Jewish swine.”
More and more groups are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas. Recently a nativity scene was dismantled in Chicago and Christmas trees have been removed in several places throughout the country because of protest by a very vocal minority who don’t believe in Christmas or more specifically don’t believe in Christ because it is an infringement on their rights as an agnostic. One militant black man was recently on TV protesting on a major show about Christmas being referred to as a White Christmas. He thought it meant the white race and was unwilling to accept the fact that the term referred to a famous song and was about snow. As I heard this I thought, “beam me up Scottie there is no intelligent life down here.
I am sick of us cowering down to loud mouths. I don’t protest their right to believe as they wish or to assemble. I am tired of them trying to destroy the very foundation of our society.
As Mark Twain said, man is a religious animal, he has many religions. So every man to his own choosing. I will keep quiet about your choice and wish you would do the same for me and my kind who are about 80% of the people in the US.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

I have finally realized that I should have no concern about the ugly hospital in Temple. I had forgotten that it has not been landscaped. This should improve the appearance a great deal. I hope the plan is to plant a row of giant sequoia trees completely around the building. These should eventually grow higher than the building and cover most of the hideous architecture. At the same time jungle growth could be planted in front of the sequoias all the way to the street. This should provide almost immediate coverage of the building if the foliage is watered enough.
A large moat could be dredged around the building between the trees and jungle growth. The moat could be filled with alligators and piranhas to deter illegal aliens from filling the emergency room. Drawbridges could be constructed across the moat and could be raised with a card provided to paying customers such as HMO patients or those with other approved insurance plans. This should greatly improve the financial picture for the institution and make it possible to pay off the staggering debt for the building and other facilities and the equipment necessary to practice advanced medicine.
This plan should much easier to pull off than the withdrawal of our troops from Iraq.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Hugo Chavez claims victory in the recent Venezuelan presidential election with 61% of the votes. Chavez is the new Castro. Venezuela is well on its way to a Cuban type dictatorship. South America is definitely tilting to the left. Teddy Roosevelt must be turning over in his grave. Venezuela will make a pretty good launch site for some of the world’s mad men, who are part of the axis of evil, to fire nuclear warheads at us.
While all of this goes on under our nose we are mired in a no win war in Iraq. The other alarming news is that Putin is returning to Stalin style tactics to protect his turf in Russia. Poisoning your enemies is a return to the old ways of the Soviet Union.
With all this bad stuff going on in the rest of the world we are busy at home building ugly hospitals. All we need is for Hillary to become president to ensure complete destruction of the planet. My greatest hope is that in the after life there will be no ugly hospitals. In heaven, if there are ugly hospitals along with mad men and terrorists with their beds full of virgins, I am checking out and going to live with Mark Twain and Huck Finn. Heaven for climate, Hell for company.

Friday, December 01, 2006

There is a great dispute in Mexico about who is the rightful President. Felix Calderon, a conservative, is the official winner by a razor thin margin. Leftist, Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, claims to be the real winner and that Calderon”s victory was a fraud. Obrador had a swearing in ceremony by his supporters and even put on the presidential sash. Calderon was also sworn in and was given the official sash by outgoing president Fox. There was a big fight at Calderon’s swearing in with Obrador’s people trying to block the ceremony.
Both should give up and declare that George Bush is the real president of Mexico since most of their citizens are crossing the border to the US and we are providing their medical care and delivering their babies free. Bush could then be blamed for all their troubles since he is accustomed to being blamed for most things that go wrong. Maybe Bush could institute the draft in Mexico and send some of their folks to Iraq since they have not participated in a war since the one with Texas and the US.
Viva!! Bush the real president of Mexico