Tuesday, October 24, 2006

A recent study shows that the use of cell phones may contribute to infertility in the male. A large British study showed that there was a 25% decrease in the sperm count for those who used a cell phone more than four hours a day. The quality of the sperm was also diminished. They think that the heat or electromagnetic radiation generated by the phone may be the contributing factor to injuring the sperm.
Looking at the problem another way, this may be a blessing in disguise. The world population is already out of hand. The US just reached 300 million and God only knows what it is in China and India. The Muslims are also multiplying like flies and threatening to take over the world. Why not give everyone a cell phone instead of condoms. They would be much better accepted and more likely to be used. This might be the solution to containing the world population and saving the planet.
I suspect that it would also help to decrease reproduction in the female as well. With a cell phone they are much more likely to be chatting on the phone rather than performing the sex act. It’s a win, win situation.
Hopefully, this idea may catch on. I think I’m going to buy some stock in one or more of the cell phone companies.


Blogger jeff ludwick said...

Do women really talk on cell phones a lot?

6:21 AM  

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