Monday, August 28, 2006

Last week physicians discovered that the bald head of New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin is actually his brain which is totally smooth with complete absence of the usual sulci and gyri seen in a normal brain. His brain is covered with a very thin mantel of cortex or grey matter which accounts for his stupid statements and inability to make proper decisions, especially when hurricanes are blowing into town or he is talking to the press. His remarks regarding the mere hole in the ground at the site of the World Trade Center and comparing it to the more extensive devastation of New Orleans by Hurricane Katrina is an example of how his brain works.
Mayor Nagin has employed a full time agent to help him write statements of apology for his stupid remarks because his brain is simply not capable of filtering out his asinine verbiage. The agent he hired for this full time job has a great deal of experience and was previously employed by TV evangelist Pat Robertson.


Blogger jeff ludwick said...

I knew there was something about that Nagin guy. His name is even strange. For a long time I thought he was an alien that George Bush had planted in New Orleans to help cause civil unrest and higher gas prices to compliment the global warming issue that Bush also caused. His head DOES look like it has been buffed and treated with high gloss enamel.....and that could cause a lack of oxygen, you know.

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