I believe I heard that Obama is for change we can believe in. Here are some answers Obama gave to an interviewer.

Interviewer: What are your views about the Iraq War?
Obama: I believe in change we can believe in.

Interviewer: What do you propose to do about universal health care?
Obama: I believe in change we can believe in

Interviewer: Do you have a solution to the energy crisis?
Obama: I believe in change we can believe in.

Interviewer: How do you plan to fix the economy?
Obama: I believe in change we can believe in.

Interviewer: What are your plans to help the unemployed?
Obama: I believe in change we can believe in.

Interviewer: What are your views on illegal immigration?
Obama: I believe in change we can believe in.

Interviewer: Do you think you will need to raise taxes?
Obama: I believe in change we can believe in.

Interviewer: Do you believe in Pro Choice and that gays should be allowed to marry?
Obama: I believe in change we can believe in.

Interviewer: What do you plan to do with the war on terrorism?
Obama: I believe in change we can believe in.

Interviewer: What do you plan to do about global warming?
Obama: I believe in change we can believe in.

After this interview, I now plan to vote for Obama. He is a brilliant and profound thinker. He would be a great Professor of Philosophy at Harvard. I am anxiously awaiting the publication of his book, “I Believe In Change We Can Believe In.”

I have made a poster for the porch with his captivating slogan, “I believe in change we can believe in.” Obama is truly an American original.