I’m trying my best to support President Barack Obama, even though some of my conservative friends think I’m crazy and a socialist. I want his economic policies to work and for everyone to get back on their feet again. These are tough times and he has a tough job. The giant American business icon GM collapsed into bankruptcy today and that’s tough for anyone to deal with. Obama is in effect the Chairman of the Board.

One of my main concerns is that Obama will be in Cairo, Egypt this week. He wants to assure the Muslim World that we love them and that George Bush is the one responsible for treating them so badly. The Muslim World wants us to apologize and give our assurances that we have great respect for them. They want the promise of a quick withdrawal from Iraq and the assurance that there will be Palestinian statehood.

Unfortunately, we have very short memories. I believe it was Muslims who held hostages in Iran for over a year when Jimmy Carter was President. I believe it was Muslims who committed numerous attacks of terrorism when Bill Clinton was President including the attack on the ¨USS Cole, the bombing of our embassy in Lebanon and a bomb explosion at the World Trade Center. Also, I believe it was Muslims who crashed planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Are we to say, I’m sorry we didn’t let the plane through to destroy the White House and for them to have free run to destroy everything they wanted in America? I guess we must apologize for taking some of their thugs prisoner and making them reveal more of their plans for the destruction of America and the elimination of more American lives.

The previous administration is being criticized for the treatment of the thugs in Guantanamo. We are going to close the place and move them to the mainland with the child molesters. This week it was announced that satellite TV has been installed for their entertainment. My criticism of the previous administration is that they weren’t tough enough. I would have performed a castration without anesthesia and with a dull razor blade to extract the information necessary to find out their plans for further terrorist attacks on the US.

I guess it’s best that I’m confined to the porch and not in charge of interrogating the hairy Muslim low lives who are the real infidels. It’s also best that I’m not the one dealing with Kim Jong Il. I would show him how a real 50 megaton atomic bomb worked. I say these things and just think, I’m a Christian who believes in the sanctity of life and is against abortion. If I didn’t have a conscience I would really be bad; there would be no Muslims for Obama to meet with this week.