Tuesday, September 08, 2009

New evidence continues to emerge regarding the transmission of the H1N1 virus and the susceptibility of individuals to the disease. I recently described the actions being taken by our local hospital to stop the spread of this highly contagious and deadly virus. They feel that ties and shirtsleeves harbor the virus and hospital workers are forbidden to wear this attire. They have also proposed the removal of all Gideon Bibles from patient’s rooms because the Bible may be a source of transmission.

The investigators and administrator at our hospital may be upstaged by the city council in Honolulu, Hawaii. The council is about to pass an ordinance that makes it against the law to go around in public with body odor. They aren’t doing this as a deterrent to Swine Flu but as an effort to make the place more attractive to tourist. I predict that this will greatly reduce the incidence of Swine Flu in Hawaii. I also predict that the sale of deodorants such as Right Guard and Ban will sore.

It’s obvious that the flu bug is more attracted to filth than the Bible, shirtsleeves or ties. Odor and filth have to be the reasons the virus started in pigs. It just makes good sense that cleanliness and sweet smells should be the best deterrent to the bug. The folks in Honolulu may really be on to something and not even aware of their great discovery. That’s the way a lot of great discoveries have been made in the past.

It is also hoped that with the development of the vaccine the epidemic will come to an end but there are potential problems with the immunization program. President Obama will most likely make a plea to the nation to get the vaccine. This will probably be interpreted as a plot by the President to turn us into a socialist state. There will be town hall meetings, demonstrations and a boycott of the immunizations. Most of the Conservatives will develop the flu and the ranks will be thinned, thus guaranteeing Democrats to remain in office and pass their many social programs and raise taxes. This may indeed be a conspiracy by the left wing to finally annihilate the conservative movement.

The best thing for me to do is stay confined to the porch and covered with a lot of deodorant. I just hope the H1N1 virus will finally mutate into a benign form and even be eradicated like smallpox.


Blogger jeff ludwick said...

The previous blog pretty much says it all as far as removal of the Gideon Bibles from the rooms at the mecca. Unfortunately I have spent a great deal of time in various rooms on the hill during the past two years and I am pretty much resigned to one fact. The Bibles are not what is causing the spread of infection there and they never have. However the two minute cleaning that the patient rooms get every day (particularly the ICU rooms) very likely contribute to the problem.

My 17 year old granddaughter spends more time cleaning her bedroom than the staff at the hill does on patient rooms. As far as the press release about why the Bibles are being removed.....there is a line in the movie "The Outlaw Josey Wales" in which one of the actors says "..don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining." That's how I feel when the powers that are feed me a cock and bull story and cave in and throw Jesus Christ under the political bus. God help our country and whaat it is becoming. On the other hand, why would He help us.....

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